Gossip Girl Special Report: I've been told that Wes Janson has space herpes. This person is sure that space herpes exists, because they have worked with aliens before.

Ladies, be warned: WES JANSON HAS SPACE HERPES. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT SLEEP WITH THIS MAN UNLESS YOU WANT SPACE HERPES AND GIANT MUTATING SPACE CRABS THAT FEAST ON YOUR VAGINA ( Read more... )

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Since no one else has stepped up yet, this is me, still trying to get an actual PLAN. NOT RUNNING OFF ON YOUR OWN HALF-ASSED SUICIDE MISSIONS ANAKINSeveral people have suggested, and I agree, that splitting our resources only ( Read more... )

All right, the white hats don't want the experienced one who's been fighting TSO for years already, apparently, they want to go and get killed on their own.

Fine with me.

Guess that means I'm with you, Captain.

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First I'd like to make sure everyone is ABSOLUTELY CLEAR on this one point: DO NOT TELL SPIKE ANYTHING. HE IS NOT ON OUR SIDE. He is on HIS OWN SIDE. It is true Spike does not want to take orders from ( Read more... )

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[forgot to add, this is totes filtered from ALL SOULLESS VAMPIRES, that includes YOU CAM... if it's not too late already DX ]

Yo. We need to get this resistance organized. First order of business is taking stock of all our supplies, and ( Read more... )

Okay, I officially hate time travel. I was having a bad enough time getting my head around one dimensional rift thing, but two?

Figures all the bad guys came back with me.

Here comes the cavalry.

Charlie and I are going to take this bitch down.